Christopher Lee, the former Hammer Horror player and current master of awesome gets only one scene as a fishing captain, a criminal underuse of the fabulous Lee.
As a testament to the skills required for the job, all marine pilots must hold a Master Class 1 Certificate, which essentially allows one to captain a ship of any size, anywhere.
Cardiff boss Dave Jones was clearly the happier, as new boy Bellamy inspired the Welsh club to a comprehensive victory with a master-class that will leave some Premier League managers wishing the Wales captain had joined them.