You know, I'm not trying to sugar coat this at all, but it needs effective engagement.

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That is not a place I'm used to visiting, let alone taking off my coat and staying awhile.

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It does have very slight pinstripes, which are currently consuming my ability to breathe, for I'm not sure if it technically counts as a blazer, a sports coat or a suit jacket.

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Either way, blazer or sports coat, for at least one night next weekend, I'm going to wear my purchase with nice jeans, a crisp button-down shirt and maybe a bolo tie because I'm pathetically starved for attention and, well, LOOK AT ME!!!

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