She phoned twice from New York to make sure we were taking care of her house, and twice to complain about my place -- she couldn't turn the key in the lock, and the radiator was rattling too much.
Ports for micro-USB and a 3.5mm headphone jack sit up top, with the volume rocker and lock key on the right and a covered slot for microSD or, in the case of the (gold) 308, a second full-sized SIM on the opposite edge.
Instead of being patented and hidden under lock and key, these breakthrough innovations could be released to the commons for anyone to adopt, replicate, re-innovate and distribute.