Like vampires, they never die.

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If this research is valid, I guess if he wants to move up he should quit reading about vampires and start acting more like one.

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It became one of the top app developers with apps like Super Wall, Hug Me, Likeness, Vampires, Slideshows, and Birthdays.

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Without his meaty jowls, he looks like he could be one of the desiccating "original" millennium-old vampires on the Vampire Diaries.

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My kids have entered that nebulous no-mans-zone known as the middle grade (or tween) years: too old for simple chapter books (like The Magic Tree House series), but too young to demolish YA books about vampires by the dozen.

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