If 5k isn't sounding like the bargain you'd hoped for, the singing and dancing troupe even comes with its own faux porch.

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Governor named Jesse ("The Body") Ventura, and all week Minnesotans were feeling sort of giddy about it, like Lutherans who've drunk a little more than we meant to and now here we are singing Alley Oop and dancing on the sofa.

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