I've been telling jokes like this for a very long time, so the reaction surprised me.
Apple needs to wake up before they become the next punch line in jokes like RIM.
Either you'll scream at jokes like that, or they'll quickly irritate you the way they did me.
The (very popular) show is a non-stop string of offensive jokes like this, this and this.
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An old joke, I know, but like all old jokes it works because it contains a kernel of painful truth.
The very name opens itself up to myriad jokes like that one.
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Huhne should expect a few jokes - like will he have champagne or claret with his dinner - the peer warns.
It wasn't too long ago that the first jogger's girth made him the butt of late-night TV jokes, like when comedian Arsenio Hall marked the anniversary of the Big Mac.
You get so many jokes about stuff like dog crap and gobs of semen, they eventually don't have any shock value at all, and are only sporadically amusing.
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The jokes about him looking like a pint of Guinness, caused by his bleached-blond hairdo, have even abated.
Once he mastered the song, he kept humming it, and his jokes, not really jokes, were more like taunts.
Assange and Correa seemed to have a rapport, praising each other and at times laughing like old friends who shared inside jokes.
"This place is like a secret club, " jokes Jeremy Collis, the New Zealander who is the director of Moonlight Basin's small (just 47 instructors) ski school.
The youth of the founders (Brin is thirty-four and Page is thirty-five) leads to jokes that an adult like Schmidt, who is fifty-two, was essential to manage Google.
They often send me "jokes" about Obama on issues like Obamacare or the "Fast and Furious" program.
Makes you wonder how cities like Rochester and Syracuse have become such bad jokes of regional economic development.
His jokes were seldom caustic or off-color, like Claes Oldenburg's or Tom Wesselman's, and never Swiftian in their misanthropy, as James Rosenquist's political murals could be.
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"This year my aims are to see The Gossip, I'd really like to see Peaches, um, Geldof, obviously, " she jokes, referring to the raunchy Canadian electroclash singer.
Inspired by Jon Stewart, he performed jokes about the president of Egypt by name, even mockingly dressing like him in sketches.
Gesturing at a heavy chain-link fence that separates Ain Hilweh from the neighbouring town of Sidon, one Palestinian jokes that it reminds him of the homeland: it is just like the Erez checkpoint between Gaza and Israel.
Mr. Rubin, 52 years old, wanted the library to "look grand, like I just came back to London after conquering, say, Kafiristan, " he jokes.
She still has the book of jokes her mother gave her, plus scrapbooks and photos of her mom, like those from her 1979 wedding.
But the characters in "Laughter on the 23rd Floor, " like "The Sunshine Boys" before it, have a logical reason to be telling jokes, which is that they write them for a living ("If Max Prince laughs, my kids eat this week").
She jokes that Editor A owns her right side and Editor B her left, and some days she feels like she is being stretched both ways.
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