However, a U.S. District Court judge in August ruled you can lasciviously lick all the lollipops you want, and still play volleyball.

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For instance, if you have been lied to and there is not much you can do about it, assessing the damage prepares you to you lick your wounds and move on.

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And unless you want to lick rainwater from leaves, make sure the island has ample potable water, or you'll be installing a desalination facility.

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"Dear Friend" letters get tossed faster than you can lick a stamp.

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But do you just lick your wounds?

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In what looks like an if-you-can't-lick-'em-join-'em move, the association has even announced support for Clinton's panel.

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The owner told me that the mail order version gives 95% of the eat-in taste, which is a fair estimate, and believe me, 95% of the Salt Lick brisket is better than 100% of whatever you have in your neighborhood.

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