Former Full Tilt players will be happy to learn that the agreement includes the repayment of all Full Tilt Poker customers owed money by the company.

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Fans of online play will be happy to learn that the friend codes for Nintendo 3DS are specific to each Nintendo 3DS system, not each game.

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Android owners with anemic batteries will be happy to learn that there's also a microUSB version floating around, and yes, Mr. and Mrs. moneybags, there's a version for your iPhone 5 coming out, too, but you'll have to wait until mid-May.

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And it is certainly not appropriate, and the American people will not be happy to learn if this thing founders because of an insistence that something be inserted in the bill that is highly contentious and has nothing to do with the fiscal year 2011 funding of the government.

WHITEHOUSE: Press Briefing

Apple touted the service's ability to recognize when you're messaging someone else eligible for iMessages, but it appears to be limited to e-mail addresses at this point in the BETA. Delivery confirmation is turned on by default, but those of you who don't like the thrill of the chase will be happy to learn that there's an option to disable read receipts.

ENGADGET: Apple iOS 5 hands-on preview

Those towns and cities outside the central belt may not be terribly happy to learn that Glasgow and Edinburgh are getting the big spending, again.

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