The Lady Gaga bit is a clip too, from Ellen, another broadcast show.

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It all seemed a bit like the Lady Doth Protest Too Much.

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The comprehensive, if a bit unoriginal, piece, The Plight of the Single Lady by Jen Doll, details the myriad complaints of ambitious-but-loveless women, finally concluding that they should stop whining and decide what they want.

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