She phoned twice from New York to make sure we were taking care of her house, and twice to complain about my place -- she couldn't turn the key in the lock, and the radiator was rattling too much.
Ports for micro-USB and a 3.5mm headphone jack sit up top, with the volume rocker and lock key on the right and a covered slot for microSD or, in the case of the (gold) 308, a second full-sized SIM on the opposite edge.