For anyone just tuning in, PETA recently released a webgame criticizing the Pokemon series of encouraging animal exploitation.

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In case you're just tuning in, Phelps will be sharing the stage in London with teammate and longtime rival Ryan Lochte (say "Lock-tee"), who has spent the last two years drubbing Phelps.

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Just about anyone tuning in last night did so with one thing in mind.

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In the past, to become a good gatherer or hunter, cook or caregiver, you would actually practice gathering, hunting, cooking and taking care of children all through middle childhood and early adolescence tuning up just the prefrontal wiring you'd need as an adult.

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Do not, of course, start tuning your pirate satellite dishes just yet.

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Still, it's fun to dream, and you can do that by tuning into our hands-on video just past the break.

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If you're mostly just going to watch video, you'll probably do better tuning in to the PGA or LPGA Tours.

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Further exacerbating the problem, the main volume was insanely loud set to just a mere a two out of 10, leaving little room for mixing in our music or fine-tuning over levels.

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