The final season will quickly resolve this year's assassination attempt cliffhanger, and fans can expect a time jump and a return to the suburbs.

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This year, the negative 37% return from 2008 rolls off the five-year return calendar, so that even if stocks go nowhere in 2013, their five-year average annual return will jump from the current 2% to 12%, by Vanguard's calculations.

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Hedge fund managers are already believed to be selling out of positions to avoid a June crunch when they may have to return cash to investors, and some may be preparing to jump back into sectors that look oversold.

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If an agreement is not reached and we return to the pre-Bush tax system, the top tax rate will jump to 39.6% from 35%, dividends will be taxed at ordinary rates and taxes on long-term capital gains will increase from 15% to 20%.

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With a little help, you can generally return the ball 40 yards on each kick, assuming you run, spin and jump at the exact right moment.

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