Walk the Freedom Trail, do Sherman's march to the sea, reenact the life of Johnny Appleseed, recreate the discoveries of Lewis and Clark, but without all the venereal disease.

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If Lewis makes his debut, he will join a small group of players including Johnny Byrne, Peter Taylor and Steve Bull who have played for England while plying their trade outside the top two divisions.

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With Geraint Lewis and Hywel Jenkins gone the back row is weakened, while the loss of Andrew Le Chevalier and Johnny Marsters leaves scant cover in the front row.

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