John Bull complains 'Look here, this dark horse you are trying to palm off on me is coming out in his true colours as soon as I begin to rub him down!'

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John Langdon, whose grandfather Charles started the business, complains about the difficulties in loading and unloading each year.

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John Monks, general secretary of the European Trades Union Congress, complains that Britain has defanged the charter.

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John Whitehead, who runs the Rutherford Institute, the legal foundation bankrolling her lawsuit, complains that another group, the Paula Jones Legal Fund, is siphoning away fund-raising cash.

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John Bowmer, Adecco's former chairman who came out of retirement to oversee the re-auditing, complains about the way in which, under such a process, the auditors are in complete control.

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