Francis tells us to tuck our socks over our jeans (lest driver ants swarm up our legs) and to avoid touching the stinging nettles that are everywhere.

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When it comes to Kate Middleton, she exists as a two-dimensional image in print and on television for most of us, and yes, she does look pretty thin in her demure dresses, skinny jeans, and riding outfits.

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