Mr. JOHNNY DEPP (Actor): (As Jack Sparrow) Come to join me crew, lad?

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In his Jack Sparrow days, Johnny Depp wore makeup on and off set.

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Their corpses were then displayed as a warning, like the three whom Jack Sparrow salutes early in the first Pirates film.

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There, you can combine characters from different worlds, so Mr. Incredible could fight Jack Sparrow or race Woody from Toy Story.

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As the deposed pirate captain Jack Sparrow, Johnny Depp does not so much walk as sashay into a scene, and he wears more eyeshadow than Tammy Faye Bakker.

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Secondly, there be Johnny Depp, ranked 27 on the Forbes Top 100 Celebrities, whose portrayal of blotto buccaneer Jack Sparrow has been garnering oodles of critical acclaim.

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Your host and loyal blogger lurched and buckled to the stage like Jack Sparrow , and, sorry to say, I talked about as coherently as the potted pirate.

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Ludlow made 237-6 (Will Sparrow 62, Ryan Lockley 53), and Jack Edwards then took three wickets as Bomere were bowled out for 172 (Ian Gillespie 50).

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