So, it's really complicated, but we're just thankful that they're alive.

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" and "It's really complicated!

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"It's so complicated that no one really knows what to do, " says Prof Jankovic.

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Indeed, if there's one thing we've gotten really good at over the years, it's this: reducing complicated problems to bite-sized slogans.

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"I used to be really big into Madden, but it's gotten kind of complicated now, " the Chicago Bears' Lance Briggs said.

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