But it's Friday, and this here story has real-live carbon nanotubes, so you know it's a winner.
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If you're reading this on Thursday, keep in mind that it's already Friday in New Zealand, and it's still on the map.
And since it's Friday, we called Wall Street Journal's sportswriter, Stefan Fatsis, to talk about this.
Sinn Fein for its part believes that it's carried out it's obligations under the Good Friday agreement and is angered at what it sees as a British Secretary of State acting in collusion with a unionist party.
It's being released this Friday, and as NPR's Kim Masters reports it is the most expensive comedy ever made.
Scouts for Equality, a leading group pushing for the end of the ban, said it would support Friday's proposal even as it plans to continue fighting to end the ban on adults, too.
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It's hardly uplifting stuff, and it's always presented in a Joe Friday "just the facts, ma'am" sort of way that can scare you even more.
's social networking site announced Friday that it's launching Take Down Stay Down, a program designed to filter videos uploaded by users for copyrighted materials.
It follows Friday's arrest of a 46-year-old man after attacks in Denbigh involving firework-like devices.
It says Friday's clashes occurred in the Ifoghas mountains, where many militants are believed to be hiding.
If it decides Friday's vote was invalid, Turkey must hold snap general elections.
"If it's going to happen, having it happen Friday overnight into Saturday is probably as good timing as we could have, " Bloomberg said.
John Armbruster of Lamont-Doherty Earth Observatory, Columbia University, who's been studying seismic events and fracking in the Youngstown area for months, said Friday that it's "virtually certain" that an injection of fracking wastewater caused the New Year's Eve tremor.
South Africa's AngloGold announced on Friday that it was to extend its offer for Australia's Normandy Mining for another week.
The Indian ministry said it was investigating Friday's attack and that the guilty would be punished.
Such a prediction doesn't seem too risky, in line as it is with Friday's Belfast Telegraph survey.
It's an unusually quiet Friday evening, and on the long, unkempt beach just west of the western Libyan city of Misrata, dozens of families have gathered by the dunes to watch the waves and the sunset.
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"Singapore is committed to eradicating match-fixing as a transnational crime and protect the integrity of the sport, and will pursue such cases vigorously with a view to bringing perpetrators to justice, " it said in Friday's statement.
Portugal's prime minister said Friday's court ruling meant it would have to make other deep spending reductions.
For Blake, who recorded the year's leading time over 200m and a personal best in Friday's 100m, it marks another significant step in his rise to prominence after clinching World Championship 100m gold in Daegu, South Korea last year, after Bolt was disqualified from the final after a false start.
It is time for Friday's midday prayers, but he is determined to find an answer.
It is unclear whether Friday's assault against Ms. Logan had political aims.
It's clear Facebook wants to stick to its roots, or to seem that way, even in the face of billions of dollars it's likely to make on Friday.
The Nassau County district attorney's office Friday said it opened an investigation into whether 18 elementary-school teachers in the city on Long Island's North Shore had coached students during last year's state tests.
In Hong Kong, the city's government Friday said it would increase body temperature checks of all arriving passengers at immigration control checkpoints, including those at airport and ferry terminals, as a precautionary measure against the spread of H7N9.
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