It'll cost you -- wait for it -- two thousand, eight hundred dollars.

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While technically free, it'll cost you about two-and-a-half minutes of your time a day to get about 517 megabytes of data in a month.

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There's room for up to a Core 2 Duo T7400, 2GB of RAM, a 120GB HDD and a DVD burner, but it'll cost you.

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The Red Motion's drawback is that it'll cost you a stop of speed even when the ND is off, meaning you may have to change to a classic mount in low-light situations.

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But if it could cost you your job, you'll want to think twice.

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Sadly no details are being given tonight for performance or cost, but we're told it'll set you back about as much as an Audi A5.

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It assumes an opportunity cost of 5.6% and that you'll keep the unit for 18.4 years, though the average American moves every 7.

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Nintendo argues that it doesn't want to pass the rapidly declining cost of memory on to the consumer, so you'll be able to attach any form of external memory to its console.

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