Ramen itself is not that serious a problem, as it is easy to detect and shut down.

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But simple doesn't necessarily mean easy: Ceviche preparation is an art, much like the making of ramen in Japan.

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Tech founders have lots of advice for those of us just starting out, but the operating assumption is clearly WORKAHOLISM, as in, handcuff yourself to your laptop, partake strictly of ramen and shun direct sunlight and the company of people who are not likewise handcuffed to laptops.

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