It dates from between 3200 to 3000 BC, and although bearing some similarities to Mesopotamian, and coming from a region nottoofaraway (what is now South West Iran), it has experts stumped.
Android is designed to ensure the children do not stray toofaraway from the vision (and influence) of the Mountain View based company, and while handset manufacturers can take the glory and the sales figures, a lot of their hard work passes back up the feudalistic food chain to Google.