If the law were to pass (insert choking noises here), the tax rate would be reduced from the statutory rate of 35% to a special rate of 5.25%.
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In fairness, the IRS claims that these measures are all about compliance to ensure that tax return preparers are following the new regulations in order to protect the taxpaying public (insert dramatic music here).
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Those looking to tinker with humanoid robots aren't exactly lacking for options these days, but Cognitive Spring is taking a slightly different approach than most with its Arduino-based cSpring bipedal robot -- one of the semifinalists in the Insert Coin competition here at Expand.
ENGADGET: Insert Coin semifinalist: cSpring bipedal robot platform hands-on (video)
Again, insert champagne lifestyle joke here.
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Speaking of airports... (See what we did there?) Waiting in line for any kind of transit -- airport security, the subway, the bus, (insert other ring of hell here) -- can be a maddening state of affairs.
You see, it wasn't so long ago my boyhood favorites the Blackhawks were skating on (insert "thin ice" cliche here).
Check out the full list of Insert Coin: New Challengers semifinalists here -- and don't forget to pick a winner!
Name a band today that's better than (insert '60s or '70s act here).
Insert your own time-related joke here.
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Finally, the giveaway is mine, all mine (insert maniacal laughter and rubbing together of hands here).
Here are a few ideas about how to accomplish that: Insert a future buying opportunity into every sale.
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