So, there I was waiting on tables and delivering food with an engineering degree in my back pocket.

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"I got that in my back pocket, " the speaker says.

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The watch in my left back pocket is a malignant tumor, an unripe boil.

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So now that my foot has healed, I'm going back to the youthinator, putting on my running shoes, keeping Rob's phone number tucked in the back pocket of my work-out clothes, hobbling over to the recumbent bike in the corner of the advanced orthopedic rehabilitation center, and for 30 minutes a day pedaling furiously backward toward my youth.

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That conversation, however, will be the subject of my next post, so just put that in your back pocket while I walk you through the legality of a recent internship announcement.

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Reading Fisher's counsel on how to achieve this feat, I was reminded of my time in the Marine Corps when the medic explained the uses of the caked tube of atropine kept in a back pocket of our cartridge belts as a remedy for a nerve gas attack.

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