In keeping with the theory that Mr. Market will do the exact opposite of what the majority expects, I read a recent study that in going back to 1977, there have been 14 bond-market rallies of 10% or more that lasted at least four months.

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And at their request, I've even weighed in with a tip or two for keeping their men happy.

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