According to the CDC report, during the August 19 surprise visit, inspectors found brown liquid dripping on clean dishes, refrigerators out of order, improper installation of anti-entrapment drain covers in pools posing a possible danger to swimmers, faulty dishwashers that managers allegedly failed to do anything about until inspectors arrived and water from a broken ice machine leaking onto the pool deck.

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Thousands of kids are killed or injured each year in crashes resulting from improper car-seat use or installation, with the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration further reporting 33 fatalities last year from heatstroke as a result of children being inadvertently left in cars (we can only assume the latter occurred while their parents were too busy talking on their smartphones to notice).

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