I'm woefully ill-equipped to run a business end-to-end of the scale of Motorola's handset division.

ENGADGET: Motorola's cellphone business needs a new leader: okay, I'm in.

I'm sry Ill disappear from now on.

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Then he and Fido could have dreamed of the Ritz as they rested their tootsies back home, just as the sight of my ill-gotten Argentinean laundry bag has me fantasizing about dancing the tango at 2 a.m. in the grand ballroom of the Alvear Palace.

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