If you ever do have to sell to pay your chiropractor bill, you'll have a fighting chance of getting a bid.

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If you are ever tempted to do something like this, yourself, you should read the whole case as a cautionary tale.

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If you ever asked him to do anything, you knew it would be done.

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If you were ever going to do a reality TV show about tax preparation, Kim and her hoopster might make a good pilot.

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Not that you would ever do anything so stupid, but what if you were to buy each side of this bet at the less favorable price?

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You wonder if economists ever talk to employers when they do these studies, however.

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But if you ever used the app on iPhone, you will most likely do just that.

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After all, do you think the Constitution would have ever been written if Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton had Twitter accounts?

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But do tell the store owner to call you if the item you are looking for ever comes in.

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But even if you do not possess the ruder sort of mind, no pre-budget statement is ever likely to strike you as magical.

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If attacks like these ever get to the point of being engaged, the banks will know before you do.

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