And even fewer if you cheated your way through Mr. Ware's high school physiology and anatomy class.

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And if you cheated the game, that price goes beyond embarrassment and shame.

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You won't even be able to tell if you're being cheated when you get your pay envelope for digging ditches.

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And if he didn't, you'd walk away feeling somehow cheated.

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