But even if it had been, that may not have helped: How would a doctor know to report a heart attack that had been caused by Vioxx, if it looked no different from any other heart attack?

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On the upside, if you ever feel like no one pays attention to you, take heart.

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Even if the giant study, called MEDAL, shows no link between Arcoxia and heart problems, critics are likely to claim the study was designed in a way that hides the drug's risks.

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If you can't resist, do buy from the heart, with no notion of reselling.

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"If you love shrimp, and you follow a heart healthy diet, enjoy your shrimp with no guilt, " De Oliveira said.

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