"I see girls of 14 or 15 in their school uniforms going into that same salon I used to use and they come out looking like lobsters so the results of this survey are shocking but not surprising, " she said.

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Neither of which I ever read, other than maybe leafing through Jane in my hair salon as I got my highlights done.

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Then it is off to Salon, an online magazine I have written for a number of times.

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"I couldn't believe it, " remembers salon manager Patty Gonzalez.

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"I'm not part of any side, " the salon owner said.

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"I can always tell which clients work in stock markets, " says Yvonne Lam, whose beauty salon is only steps from the Hong Kong exchange.

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By the way, I received a very gracious note from Diller acknowledging his error in saying that the Daily Beast, rather than Salon, was the first original-journalism news site.

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