So today I want to just briefly summarize their conclusions and the steps that I've ordered to address them.

WHITEHOUSE: Security Review on Attempted Terrorist Attack

Since the Windows 8 release was only a couple of weeks away, I pre-ordered the system through Amazon and forgot about them.

FORBES: Fear Not Windows 8, But Embrace It

So recently, when my husband and I took the kids to an ice cream shop, I ordered one puritanical kiddie scoop of ice cream and only ate half, to teach them about self-restraint.

NPR: Hide the Hot Fudge