"I had Ninja Turtles, " Ms. O'Hara stated.

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I'll bet if I asked to be promoted to Senior Media Planner Ninja-Czar, I'd get it with a pay freeze until 2020.

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Can you really give me the ninja reflexes I need to stay on top of my market?

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So, if I finish the game as a Siren, and decide to start from scratch as a Ninja (or as the promised DLC character, the cyborg Mech Romantic), I can take my levels in badass with me, giving me Level 1 character the ability to burn through the initial challenges of the game, or help out higher-level characters in multiplayer.

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Though knowing my kids, they will unfazedly keep ninja-slicing fruit through the buzzing until I storm over, redfaced and forehead throbbing.

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It was a woman who introduced me to Persona, DMC (pre-DmC), Ninja Gaiden, Resident Evil and a lot of things that I missed because of my late entry into the realm of console gaming.

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For now, I'll be asking friends rather than chancing my meals and vacations on ninja marketers and broken algorithms.

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No, I want to sit out on the National Mall looking like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, sparkler in one hand, pizza in the other, watching things explode and make pretty colors.

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After Ninja Theory successfully rebooted Devil May Cry to DmC earlier this year, I feel as though given the right studio, a successful reboot of Resident Evil could be possible.

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