We all know that Android 1.6 isn't getting any newer, but it's now clear that customers pining for the I'm Watch will need to dig deeply and muster a final bit of tolerance.
I'd rather spend the night in the trunk of an Oldsmobile than watch "Mad Men" with a crowd, and I really don't need accompaniment for World Series Game 7s, Tour de France mountain stages or Wimbledon five-setters.