If I read one more story about Ashley Simpson, who I have no idea what she does.

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While I have no dispute with anything in the story, the employment opportunities for all vets, including officers, is dismal.

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As I may have mentioned, this was no ordinary story.

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And since Anita Esterday had said on our air that nobody got tipped that day, which is different than saying just she did not get tipped - she said no one was tipped - I should have asked the campaign before the story aired if they could say if anyone was tipped and how exactly that happened.

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This is a true story that happened on May 19, 2000, that I have been holding onto for years with no outlet.

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Usually the girl in a story that no one is waiting for is fat, but my problem is more rare: I have freckles.

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