"When I take this big boy out, I get respect, " the other boasts.

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"Each time they would get moved and bumped around, boy, I could remember wrapping those things and wrapping string around each little batch so they would not get unsorted, " Robbins said.

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When I was a young boy, the priest didn't get married and that was it.

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My boy has more space, my wife has fewer eyerolls, and I get off with a zero dollar fix.

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Lady was good to you, took care of you when you was a little boy, wiped your behind, cleaned your diapers, washed your clothes when I couldn't get to it.

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