Now, off to Zumba so I can dance and laugh the stress of settling into a new home away!

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Murphy attempts to top that song's epic scope with "I Can Change, " and the king of the dance-rock revival nearly reaches the same heights.

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Of course, the BMI is a thoroughly flawed way of measuring how overweight or obese someone is, though I think we can all agree that Taft, despite his skills on the dance floor, fit that particular bill.

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