I'll bet if I asked to be promoted to Senior Media Planner Ninja-Czar, I'd get it with a pay freeze until 2020.

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Though knowing my kids, they will unfazedly keep ninja-slicing fruit through the buzzing until I storm over, redfaced and forehead throbbing.

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It was a woman who introduced me to Persona, DMC (pre-DmC), Ninja Gaiden, Resident Evil and a lot of things that I missed because of my late entry into the realm of console gaming.

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