Try the Arctic Hotel in Greenland (yes, Greenland).

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Besides the usual hotel room, lengthy telephone calls (yes, even in 1900) and, of course, a hefty bar bill, our late colleague seems to have claimed shamelessly for a spending spree on various personal items.

ECONOMIST: Inflation since 1900

Deadlines and all their grim paraphernalia, such as alarm clocks, car services, online or phone reservations of any kind, programming my GPS, setting the hotel's always impossibly complicated alarm clock, and, yes, understanding a voice-mail message.

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Yes, they can be redeemed for anything from books to hotel rooms.

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