He checked each dog for a cleft palate and explained that I had to feed them every two hours, and that I should rub their anuses with a hot cloth to express their bowels.

NEWYORKER: A Box of Puppies

Down below, a fellow who knows a bit about being on the hot seat, John Hayes, CMO of American Express, offers his reading list for leaders in tough times.

FORBES: Magazine Article

Business was booming and the East Bay Express did an article (February 2007) on his tactics, which included using hot young women to lure the cheating men to a rendezvous at a restaurant only to be confronted by the Mrs. during dinner.

FORBES: Divorce Turns Ugly With Setups for DUIs