Finally, the red category is reserved for iPhones that provide little function beyond holding down a stack of papers or propping open your door.

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Fitzgerald said an intelligent person should be capable of holding two opposing ideas in his head and still function.

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The local council is holding a civic reception for Oscar-nominated Neeson, and a private function where he will meet and greet everyone involved in project.

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