"Most kids this age have no concept of perspective, " he said excitedly, holding up her picture of Bikini Bottom as if it were an original Vermeer.

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Miller - who played for Rangers between 2000-2001 - is realistic about the remainder of the season with the rock bottom Rams, currently holding just nine Premier League points from 26 games.

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There are some further subtleties (the tax treatment of partnerships is bizarrely complicated), but the bottom line is that investors holding MLPs that own depreciating assets are taxed leniently.

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In other words, it's now just a matter of holding the pen directly above the top or bottom of the scrollable screen.

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Bottom Line: Turkey should be a core holding of any global equity portfolio.

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My next memory involves being at the bottom of a Costa Rican river wondering which direction was up and holding my breath while I waited for my life-preserver to sort things out which it did.

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If you're a homeowner who has been at the bottom of this incredible scheme that was established, you're left holding the bag and you don't have the house anymore.

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