" The Wizard of Oz" is digitally remastered in high-definition, so you can follow the yellow brick road at 8 p.m. with the kids.

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Once the wizard is identified as just another schmo with a high-tech bullhorn, you begin to wonder why Dorothy can even continue to listen.

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