Make a top-level asset allocation of 40% to short term, high quality bonds the balance to a diversified global equity portfolio of perhaps 10 to 12 asset classes.

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And while this dude takes high dudgeon douchery to a new level, I see plenty of entry-level peers who struggle to strike a balance when it comes to figuring out how much of their on-the-job interactions to take personally and how much to write off as typical professional white noise.

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