And if someone dared to, she could just as easily reach for herweddingcake and slap frosting into their faces as Kim once did to her mother, who in a brilliant twist has the same name as her new husband.
Mr Uribe's mother, Orquedia Garza, said her son had steered clear of the five-tiered weddingcake - a vow he made when he announced the date of his wedding at the start of the month.
The actress is 20 years older than her husband and had said that bringing forward the wedding meant there was little time to order a cake, flowers or outfits.