Mr. JOHN HODGMAN (Actor): (In commercial clip) Hello, I'm a PC.

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Mr. JUSTIN LONG (Actor):(In commercial clip) Hello, I'm a Mac.

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But to go door to door in the halls of Congress, literally lobbying - hello congress person, I'm Roger Clemens.

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