Yes, you could cook the hell out of your hamburger to keep you and your family safe from contamination.

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The following news strongly suggests that yes, the apocalypse is upon us, and hell has frozen over: Duke Nukem Forever, the most delayed video game of all time, is completed and ready to ship.

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