Unfortunately for Mr. Ryan and despite the fact that the Rangers were the 2nd most cost-efficient MLB team in 2010, there is no way in hell that the Rangers will be able to afford Mr. Lee given his rising market value.

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In heaven, there are no debts -- all have been paid, one way or another -- but in hell there's nothing but debts, and a great deal of payment is exacted, though you can't ever get all paid up.

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