He stands there for at least 20 seconds and then the linesman gives the decision from 80 yards.

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But if he stands back there and dissects them, it's going to be a long, long day.

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There he stands, at a little distance, jingling coins in his pocket, waiting for someone to need him: a satisfied man, with the sort of good humor and obliging manner I associate with an old-fashioned servant.

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He is not there in the stands with us at the stadiums every week.

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"People of the world -- look at Berlin, where a wall came down, a continent came together, and history proved that there is no challenge too great for a world that stands as one, " he said.

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But he reportedly managed to escape with 45 million euros in gold bars from the Bank of Tunisia, and the rest of his assets (which he stands accused of embezzling from the state) are now frozen in French banks, and will probably remain there.

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