Did he go straight to sleep when he got on the plane?

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"As Lennay struggled to survive, Te'o developed a nightly ritual in which he would go to sleep while on the phone with her, " said an Oct. 1 Sports Illustrated cover story, in a line that wasn't attributed.

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He decided to go back to sleep.

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The owner, a cadaverously pale guy with red hair, suggested he go to Arromanches, unless he wanted to sleep in one of the auberges that stayed open all year round.

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That night, he persuaded his mother to go to sleep a little earlier than usual, before going to bed himself.

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In fact the final '92 poll wouldn't look all that disorienting today, unless Rip rooted for Syracuse (No. 6), Colorado (13), Ole Miss (16) or Kansas (22), in which case he probably wants to roll right over and go back to sleep.

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But generally, he can hop all across the globe at any time, because he doesn't get to your house until you're asleep, and kids go to sleep at different times.

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