And at the post-game press conferences, hedressed well enough to land himself in GQ magazine. (Laughter.) Show them your kicks here, Dwayne. (Laughter.) If any of you can pull this off -- (laughter) -- other than Dwayne Wade, let me know.
But he did invite cameras to record a cosy private meeting between himself and Sheikha Mozah, the elegantly dressed and unveiled wife of the emir of Qatar.
He would dream of himself living on the streets, sleeping on subways, trying to sell flowers to passing pedestrians dressed in elegant clothes, but to no avail.